I just watched the movie Up and I LOVED it! It actually almost made me cry in some spots. It also made me ship Dug/Kevin. That's how you know a movie is good, it gets you to ship a talking dog and a giant bird.

Okay, so, read the spoilers for Torchwood and all I have to say is: FUCK YOU IN THE FACE! NOT COOL! BAD, RTD, BAD! I'm gonna have to smack you in the face with a rolled up newspaper. Or beat your face in with A FUCKING STICK. Jack Bauer style. So now I'm debating if I even want to finish my download and watch it, or watch it when it's on BBC America.

Dear Asshole Customers,

For what is hopefully the last time: DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE! NO ONE WILL MISS YOU! Especially the stupid cunt that came in at 10 am this morning bitching and whining about the price on a can of whatever the fuck it was. You can go fuck herself. And yeah, I hope you heard me say it when I whispered it under my breath. Way to make a bunch of strangers think you're a total and complete fucking bitch. Honestly, it takes real talent to be the biggest fucking asshole customer I've ever dealt with. You can fucking die. I seriously doubt anyone would give a shit. I know I personally would throw a party. And if I ever see you in my store again and if you ever talk to any of the other cashiers the way you talked to me, I will slap you in your ugly, vile, shit stained face.

Once again, go fuck yourself.


I digress. Ghost Adventures has apparently been watching Ghost Hunters because they just went to the Bird Cage and now they're going to Eastern State Penitentiary.

Happy Fourth of July!

Work today, asshole customers, same old shit. Now I'm just hanging in my room watching Return of the Jedi. Dammit, I want to be a Jedi Knight so hardcore. I should probably stop eating these curly fries and mushroom cheddar hamburger. But it's so fucking good.

Finished season 1 of Supernatural. Kinda don't want to start season 2 because Papa Winchester will make me cry like a fucking baby! Also, how happy am I that Mark Pellegrino is going to play Lucifer next season? VERY FUCKING! First he's Jacob on Lost and now he's going to be on Supernatural. Awesome.

Also, I'm crazy fucking tired. Random.

I just saw Tom Hanks and Stephen Colbert make out. My life is complete. Except for all the other stuff I want to do.

I'm re-watching season 1 of Supernatural. So far it has only accomplished making me miss Jeffrey Dean Morgan being on the show. But I also miss Cas not being in the early seasons.

Speaking of DILFs, there was this very attractive 40-something guy that came into the store today. I may have drooled.

Also tonight was a reminder of why I love working with the people I work with. After about 8 pm we were bored out of our minds and there were no customers. So a bunch of us just hung out together talking and laughing and telling ridiculous stories.

Random Supernatural sex scenes are random. And hot.

For real, I need to start getting into shape. I've been gaining weight like crazy.

Wednesday mom and I went to see Transformers 2. It was okay, I like the first one better. It was funny and action packed and all that, but the dialoge was terrible. I'm used to having action blockbuster movies having bad dialogues, but it was bad. Like "lets have this random asshole guy mention the specific whereabouts of the two things we're trying to hide from the bad guys while the bad guys just happen to be tapping into our communication system."

Also, there was a trailer for New Moon. I almost puked. Seriously, I really loudly was all "NO!" And for real, it looks BAD. I don't mind naked!Jacob, but unless he's naked for the entire movie I'm not even going to sneak in to see it like I did the first one. I mean, the last movie came out what, 7 months ago and there's already a trailer out. To me, that isn't good news. And somehow, I don't even know how, the acting looks even worse than with the first movie. Usually with the second one it gets better.

And, once again, asshole customers need to go die in a fucking hole. How hard is it to use a pin pad? Really? YOU FOLLOW THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS! And don't move things off the fucking weight scale and then bitch because the robot voice yells at you! If for some reason there is massive overpopulation and people need to be killed come to my work, especially when it's raining or snowing, and I promise you there will be the dumbest people that should no longer be allowed to live.

To liven my mood I'm watching Ghost Adventures. Which a mix of Ghost Hunters and Most Haunted. More Most Haunted though. It's so ridiculous. It's pretty much a guide of how not to hunt for ghosts.

I'm really thinking of switching to Verizon. Apparently I get a 25% discount for working at Home Depot. Which for a year nobody apparently felt the need to tell me. I also get discounts from a bunch of other random places.

HOLY SHIT! Ghost Adventures are going to the Bird Cage in Arizona! Way to be Ghost Hunters from 2 years ago (although that was an amazing episode). I wonder if they'll hear that weird bouncing noise from the ceiling. Apparently they might see the white lady Jason and Grant saw.

"Okay, so who isn't a Red Wings fan?" Win. So much fucking win.

Also, "How the fuck have you heard of Utica?"

These segments make me want to go to Iran. Although Jerusalem has always been ahead of it on my list of places to go.

Goddammit, Life After People! Stop feeding dogs to alligators! This show is really depressing.

YAY! NBC is finally airing Merlin! I'm so happy about this, probably more than I should be.

Oh Gods! I've forgotten how crazy slashy the first episode is! *draws little hearts around Arthur and Merlin*

Wings lost last night. Bummer, but I'm not really that upset about it. Yeah, it would have been awesome if they won. But then I realized how awesome my team is with or without a Stanley Cup (thanks to Wikipedia).

1. The most Stanley Cup wins of any US based team.
2. The longest consecutive post-season appearances of any team in the 4 national leagues (NHL, NBA, NFL, and MLB).
3. Darren Helm (I can't help it, I love my Little Engine that Could).

Yeah, that makes me happy in my soul. I'm watching Mean Girls right now, which also makes me happy in my soul, mostly because I keep wanting to make Star Trek icons with quotes from the movie. Also seeing Lindsay Lohan makes me think of Chris Pine which makes me think of Pinto, which makes me happy in my soul and my pants.